Tina Two Times

Mother of two, wife of one, master of none.

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This is either going to be awesome or a total waste of time.

Tina M.: I’m Tina Mortimer, also referred to by my lovely husband as Tina Two Times because I like to say everything twice. (But that’s only because no one listens to me the first time!) I write a lot, mostly about my two kids, Owen (10) and Lady Gwendolyn (3). Don’t let the name fool you, Gwendolyn is a little brut who enjoys gutting her stuffed animals and torturing her big brother. (It’s called irony), but she’s our little brut and we love her. If you’re easily offended, this blog isn’t for you.